Best Quotes from 'It's Kind of A Funny Story'
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'It's Kind of A Funny Story' tells the tale of a sixteen year old depressive named Craig. Craig, played by Keir Gilchrist, is, as he puts it, going through a rough time. He is unable to control the stress and pressures of every day life, resulting in crippling fear and an unfortunate habit of vomiting when his negative thoughts get the best of him. He starts thinking about killing himself more seriously than ever before, and checks into a psychiatric hospital for fear of what he may do to himself. There he meets patients, doctors and nurses who begin to help him get a better grasp on himself and on the state of mental health in general.
Zach Galifianakis turns in a great performance as Bobby, a troubled patient at the hospital.
The film is based on the novel of the same name by Ned Vizzini.
Best Quotes From It's Kind of A Funny Story
Lynn: "What were you planning on doing with the bike?"
Craig: "I don't care about my bike, I'm going to kill myself."
Craig: "I want to kill myself."
Nurse: "Fill this out."
Craig: "When my parents were my age, they just went to the school that was closest to them. Makes sense, right?"
Bobby: "Why would you want to be in school in the summer? You should be on Coney Island bird-doggin' chicks."
Craig: "Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed."
Craig: "It's not what you think."
Bobby: "I think the two of you were playing the question game outside, that's what I think."
Craig: "Well I guess it is what you think then."
Bobby: "I thought so."
Bobby: "You just gonna sit there the whole time you're asking her out? Stand up, I'm a lady."
Craig: "I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you."
Craig: "A mental hospital probably isn't the best place to hook up."
Bobby: "Do you have any other puke stories you'd like to share with me while we're getting to know each other?"
Nurse: "Craig doesn't know what to draw."
Humble: "How about beavers."
Nurse: "We don't draw the kind of beavers you're talking about."
(Humble holds up a drawing of a beaver)
Nurse: "That's actually nice. I thought it was going to be a vagina. But that's nice."
Craig: "It wasn't that long ago, but time felt different back then. Like there was more of it."
Doctor Minerva: "I know this seems like a strange place, but try to make the most of it."
Craig: "What I would give to be flirt-punched by Nia just once."
Humble: "It's a nice sweater, Bobby."
Bobby: "No, it's not. It smells like a hobo's Band-Aid."






